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FIC: Seduction of the Somewhat Innocent
[info]pdantzler
Title: Seduction of the Somewhat Innocent

Author: [info]pdantzler

Crossover: Iron Man and Spider-Man

Recipient: [info]liliaeth

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Lots of graphic sex.

Request: Tony falls for Peter as Spider-Man, and thinks he might be interested because of Spidey's habit to flirt, even with the bad guys. He's surprised to find out that Peter's straight and sets out to convince him otherwise.

Author's Notes: Sorry, guys, I got started and I couldn’t stop with the porn. Tony made me do it. This is my first time writing explicit sex so don’t judge me too hard. This is supposed to take place after Iron Man and Spider Man 2.
[info]liliaeth, sorry I read the prompt wrong and then it was too late to change my story. Tony meets Peter as Peter, not Spider-Man. Hope that’s okay.

I like sex – plain and simple. )

Going to Be Okay
[info]pdantzler
I truly believe I'm going to be okay.  And that is all I have to say

Debating between crying and screaming
[info]pdantzler
Have you ever got to that place where you just want to either feel incredible pain or cause incredible pain because you are so angry you can barely breathe? And then you forget to breathe and that makes you all light-headed and dizzy and so your anger turns to a sickening feeling? And then you try to calm down so you don't throw up and then you can breathe and you get angry all over again?

Well, I've been going through this cycle about three times in the last ten minutes.

I'm angry, frustrated, and clenching my teeth so hard I'm going to need dental work.

One thesis. Three readers - tons of criticism.

Won't even give me one direction of focus to help me. Needs more research. Needs more theory. Needs more examples. Needs less examples. Focus on just the movies. Focus on the comics. Focus on the audiences.

All three want different things.

Postponing graduation til fall. 

Man, I'm so mad I can't even talk in complete sentences. I'm sitting here at IHOP, debating whether to cry the whole way home or start swearing or get to work on the thesis tonight.

Enraged,

Perry

A Six Week Plan
[info]pdantzler
I want to learn more about comics, I really do. But sometimes I feel a little lost. I go to the comic book store, and the guys there are so familiar with the characters and the writers and the arcs and the artists. It's a little like entering a grad English theory class and having everyone talking about Derrida, Foucault, Lacan, and Marx with these earnest, concerned looks on their faces, and I just nod along like I know everything about them. I know a little, but I haven't read tons of theory.

So here is my plan. For the next six weeks, I will spend thirty minutes a day researching comics. That is 42 days to find stuff out before Dragon Con. (I know I have more time than that, but I just doing six weeks.) I will also go to the comicbook store once a week and read something.

Now, friends, if you have any good places to start or fandoms to read, bring them on. Remember, I'm taking baby steps, and doing a little at a time so don't give me too much to research.

And Now Done
[info]pdantzler
So I finished teaching the last of my classes for the first half of summer. I have three days off, and then I start teaching the next five weeks for another 60 classes. I need a break, but I'm trying to gear up for the next half.

I am dying to see Transformers and Terminator. I keep trying to get friends to go see one of these, but it hasn't worked out yet. Guess it has been my crazy schedule and workload. I'll have time in the fall, but then there will be no good movies. :(

I want action movies, and I want them now. Hot guys running around and things blowing up with fast-paced music in the background. Right on, man!

(Going home to watch something badass)
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Almost Done with First Five Weeks
[info]pdantzler
Tomorrow is the last day of my first five week semester. As of tonight, I have taught 58 classes in the last 31 days. It's a total of 127 hours of teaching.

These are the 10 things I have learned so far:

1. I am the teacher. I make the decisions. It is my classroom. I demand respect. End of story.

2. Assertiveness is the key to classroom management.

3. Organization means never having to apologize for anything.

4. A clipboard belongs in my hand as a permanent extension of my arm and authority.

5. Don't be bullied and don't back down. Look people straight in the eye.

6. A small rolling cart saves the day for toting around heavy papers and books.

7.
All ages enjoy candy as a reward at the end.

8. Have high expectations and do not let students slide by.

9. A love for the subject helps inspire students to do their best.

10. Nothing is better than a hug from a small child or word of thanks from the adult at the end, proving that I have done my job and touched another soul with the light of learning.


FIc: It's Not My Life Anymore, Chapter 2
Transformers
[info]pdantzler
Title: It's Not My Life Anymore, Chapter 2
Fandom: Transformers
Rating: PG-13
Warning: None
Disclaimer: I do not own, and I encourage all of you to go see the next movie when it comes out Summer 2009.
Summary: Movie-Verse! Sam struggles to cope with the aftermath of the battle and begins to question the authority of the Autobots and Captain Lennox while developing his relationship with Mikaela.


FIC: Unwanted: A Dinner Scene
bones
[info]pdantzler
Title: Unwanted: A Dinner Scene
Fandom: Bones
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own this.
Summary: A One-Shot in which Booth does not want Lance Sweets to come to dinner with him and Brennan. While Brennan overacts her part in making Sweets feel unwanted, Booth struggles with his doubts about being a role model for the young psychiatrist.


One-Shot )
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Awful Day!
[info]pdantzler
I just returned to the parking deck at my university to find that my back car window was broken and someone had stolen my laptop.

My flash drive with all my stories, grad writing, and research was on there.

Everyone - never leave anything valuable in your car - ever!

Mourning the loss of my lappy and my files,

Perry 

FIC: A Taste of Revenge, Harry Potter One-Shot
[info]pdantzler
Title: A Taste of Revenge
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own this.
WARNING: Underage drinking
Summary:Harry finally gets back at Draco in a most un-Gryffindor way. Takes place during the sixth book.

One-Shot )

FIC:The First Day of School, The Jones Family Way
[info]pdantzler
Title: The First Day of School, The Jones Family Way
Fandom: Indiana Jones
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own this.
WARNING: Major spoilers for the 4th movie. Do not read if you have not seen the movie. If you read anyway, well, you have been warned.
Summary: One-shot. Several months after the end of the 4th Movie, a scene around a breakfast table.

FIC: McClane in 600 Words or Less, Chapter 2
Die Hard 4
[info]pdantzler

Title: McClane in 600 Words or Less, Chapter 2
Fandom: Die Hard (4th Movie)
Rating: PG-13
Warning: None
Disclaimer: I do not own, and you all need to see the movie.
Summary: Post-Live Free or Die Hard! In short scenes, McClane re-establishes his relationship with Lucy and Matt, becoming the mentor/father-figure he never thought he could be.

Chapter 2 )


Redefining Family, Chapter 4
[info]pdantzler
Title: Redefining Family, Chapter 4
Fandom
: Harry Potter
Rating
: PG-13
Warning
: Spoilers for the Deathly Hallows
Disclaimer: I do not own.
Summary: At the end of the Seventh book, but before the Epilogue. After the final war, Harry has to make decisions about where he will go and who he will let into his life as he begins to reexamine his judgments about people. As a juror on the Death Eater trials, the owner of a townhouse that holds more and more people, and a young man suffering from PTSD, Harry tries in vain to put himself back together. However, the return of a man thought dead changes everything



FIC: Redefining Family, Chapter 3
[info]pdantzler
Title: Redefining Family, Chapter 3
Fandom
: Harry Potter
Rating
: PG-13
Warning
: Spoilers for the Deathly Hallows
Disclaimer: I do not own.
Summary: At the end of the Seventh book, but before the Epilogue. After the final war, Harry has to make decisions about where he will go and who he will let into his life as he begins to reexamine his judgments about people. As a juror on the Death Eater trial, the owner of a townhouse that holds more and more people, and a young man suffering from PTSD, Harry tries in vain to put himself back together. However, the return of a man thought dead changes everything.


FIC: Redefining Family, Chapter 2
[info]pdantzler
Title: Redefining Family, Chapter 2
Fandom
: Harry Potter
Rating
: PG-13
Warning
: Spoilers for the Deathly Hallows
Disclaimer: I do not own.
Summary: At the end of the Seventh book, but before the Epilogue. After the final war, Harry has to make decisions about where he will go and who he will let into his life as he begins to reexamine his judgments about people. As a juror on the Death Eater trial, the owner of a townhouse that holds more and more people, and a young man suffering from PTSD, Harry tries in vain to put himself back together. However, the return of a man thought dead changes everything.


FIC: Redefining Family, Chapter 1
[info]pdantzler
Title: Redefining Family, Chapter 1
Fandom
: Harry Potter
Rating
: PG-13
Warning
: Spoilers for the Deathly Hallows
Disclaimer: I do not own.
Summary: At the end of the Seventh book, but before the Epilogue. After the final war, Harry has to make decisions about where he will go and who he will let into his life as he begins to reexamine his judgments about people. As a juror on the Death Eater trial, the owner of a townhouse that holds more and more people, and a young man suffering from PTSD, Harry tries in vain to put himself back together. However, the return of a man thought dead changes everything.


FIC: Inattention, A One-Shot
supernatural
[info]pdantzler
Title: Inattention
Fandom
: Supernatural
Rating
: PG-13
Warning
: Spanking of a young adult
Disclaimer
: I do not own.

Summary
: This is a one-shot look at what happens when Sam stops paying attention to Dean before a hunt. I wrote this for someone else's site, but I thought I would post it here as well. This story is supposed to happen sometime before "Bad Day at Black Rock" and before "Red Sky" in Season 3.



Author Update 1
[info]pdantzler
This is an author update that describes what I, as the author, am up to and what I plan to work on next.

More Info )

FIC: McClane in 600 Words or Less, Chapter 1
Die Hard 4
[info]pdantzler
Title: McClane in 600 Words or Less, Chapter 1
Fandom
: Die Hard (4th Movie)
Rating
: PG-13
Warning
: None
Disclaimer
: I do not own, and you all need to see the movie

Summary
: Post-Live Free or Die Hard! In short scenes, McClane re-establishes his relationship with Lucy and Matt, becoming the mentor/father-figure he never thought he could be.

Chapter 1 )


FIC: It's Not My Life Anymore, Chapter 1
Transformers
[info]pdantzler
Title: It's Not My Life Anymore, Chapter 1
Fandom: Transformers
Rating: PG-13
Warning: None
Disclaimer: I do not own, and I encourage all of you to go see the next movie when it comes out Summer 2009.
Summary: Movie-Verse! Sam struggles to cope with the aftermath of the battle and begins to question the authority of the Autobots and Captain Lennox while developing his relationship with Mikaela.


Chapter 1 )

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